2 thoughts on “Everything You Wanted to Know about Hello Kitty but were Afraid to Ask”

  1. “Hello Kitty is able to propel herself high into the air from her own ooze/squirt. She will sometimes, for example, have half a dozen male partners lie on their backs, and HelloKitty will propel herself from throbbing erect penis to throbbing erect penis without using her arms or legs, and is able to do so with such rapidity that each partner feels like they alone are screwing HelloKitty.”

    I think that image will be branded into my memory forever.

    Gigi, traumatically

    p.s. Why didn’t you reply to my emails?

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