Jack vs John

General — nibaq on June 30, 2007 at 11:52:05

With the release of Die Hard 4 and people saying how 24 is better it got me thinking who would win in a fight. John McLane or Jack Bauer. Both have single handedly taken down terrorist groups and saved the world from danger against all odds.

Yet I will have to say hands down John McLane.

For these reasons:
John doesn’t have CTU PDAs.
John isn’t trained in military tactics yet still kicks ass.
John never lost a family member to terrorists.
John knows how to get on the terrorists nerves.
John doesn’t need to torture he just kills them.
John never requested backup.

Jack wouldn’t have a chance.

5 Comments »

  1. I have had it! with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

    That is what I think.

    Comment by Purgatory — 6/30/2007 @ 12:49:22

  2. Jack spent 2 years in a Chinese prison
    Jack has a hotter daughter
    Jack has friends
    Jack doesn’t try to be funny
    Jack knows the president
    Jack has saved America 6 times

    Jack kicked Chuck Norris’s ass

    Comment by Mark — 6/30/2007 @ 15:23:49

  3. Rambo would bomb CTU, break John’s arms and do this with one knife and one hand tied behind his back.

    Comment by Don Veto — 6/30/2007 @ 18:01:14

  4. I’ll go with the T-1000……!!!

    Comment by EXzombie — 7/1/2007 @ 2:43:42

  5. I think TMNT do a better job than all the others.

    Comment by S — 7/9/2007 @ 15:03:00

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