How to Divorce in Kuwait




Los Andalous

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Currently at the Andalous police station waiting. There was a robbery last night at our store. We reported it at 830 wher we opened. I am here to file a report (been here since 12) but have to wait for CSI to go to the place to collect evidence. They were suppose to be there around 930 it is currently 1330.

How long will this last?




Los Andalous

Originally uploaded by nibaq.

Currently at the Andalous police station waiting. There was a robbery last night at our store. We reported it at 830 wher we opened. I am here to file a report (been here since 12) but have to wait for CSI to go to the place to collect evidence. They were suppose to be there around 930 it is currently 1330.

How long will this last?


Sometimes when I get to work and there is a song playing. I will just stop and sit in my car listening to it. Like my work day won’t begin until this song is over and for those few momments I just relax, neurosurgeon meditate in some sorts before entering work, health thinking of something pure.

The song for today was The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels: Music From The Motion Picture




Los Andalous

Originally uploaded by nibaq.

Currently at the Andalous police station waiting. There was a robbery last night at our store. We reported it at 830 wher we opened. I am here to file a report (been here since 12) but have to wait for CSI to go to the place to collect evidence. They were suppose to be there around 930 it is currently 1330.

How long will this last?


Sometimes when I get to work and there is a song playing. I will just stop and sit in my car listening to it. Like my work day won’t begin until this song is over and for those few momments I just relax, neurosurgeon meditate in some sorts before entering work, health thinking of something pure.

The song for today was The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels: Music From The Motion Picture
This is something from the weird laws book if I ever seen one. Seems they have banned flying kites in Pakistan, hospital for the amount of deaths that occur form this activity.

I have heard stories of craziness in Pakistan with their driving, drug and the general security issues, nurse but this is a whole new level. They have kite battles?

The sport sometimes turns deadly when people fall from roofs or are wounded by metal-lined strings. The strings are popular for use in kite battles where people try to cut each others’ lines.

I hate to see what happens when they discover Extreme Kiting. They might start doing drive bys with them.




Los Andalous

Originally uploaded by nibaq.

Currently at the Andalous police station waiting. There was a robbery last night at our store. We reported it at 830 wher we opened. I am here to file a report (been here since 12) but have to wait for CSI to go to the place to collect evidence. They were suppose to be there around 930 it is currently 1330.

How long will this last?


Sometimes when I get to work and there is a song playing. I will just stop and sit in my car listening to it. Like my work day won’t begin until this song is over and for those few momments I just relax, neurosurgeon meditate in some sorts before entering work, health thinking of something pure.

The song for today was The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels: Music From The Motion Picture
This is something from the weird laws book if I ever seen one. Seems they have banned flying kites in Pakistan, hospital for the amount of deaths that occur form this activity.

I have heard stories of craziness in Pakistan with their driving, drug and the general security issues, nurse but this is a whole new level. They have kite battles?

The sport sometimes turns deadly when people fall from roofs or are wounded by metal-lined strings. The strings are popular for use in kite battles where people try to cut each others’ lines.

I hate to see what happens when they discover Extreme Kiting. They might start doing drive bys with them.
Just finished watching some weird drama show on KTV2. It was in Arabic but there were subtitles in English. The story is about a husband and wife who have some martial trouble. The husband was harming her by not going to work, neuropathologist taking her money, phimosis going out and playing cards and drinking at night and not spending time with her or their 2 kids.

The highlight for me was when the wife was at her work talking to one of her coworkers about her problems and then this trumpet music comes and this lady walks in the door. She is the Ms Liberal pro women rights lady and starting going on a diatribe about how when women votes are instituted more change will happen. She then has an argument with her manager of her not doing her work, and she pretty much goes “The man is keeping us down, but not for long!”.

Then the wife can’t handle it at all and leaves the house and tells her brother. Her brother wants to take man to man style. She and her mom are telling me to just take it to the police and file a formal complaint. not wanting to lose his pride he doesn’t listen to them and just goes to the husband and argues/fights with him and takes the kids. The husband then calls his friend and takes it to a lawyer, filing a case of “submission” against the wife to force her to come back to him.

The wife gets served these papers at work, and is all confused about this and what to do. Then the trumpets blare and Ms Liberal comes in and informs her of the the case, and that she needs to file a counter suit demanding a divorce and alimony in order to get the children and her rights.

This is when the show ends, and then a lawyer comes and gives an explanation of the laws and the procedures and the rights of both the husband and the wife. Mostly it is a helpful information for the wife on what to do and the correct procedures. I am really impressed with this show. I am not sure if it is art imitating life, but hopefully life with imitate art and justice and procedures are followed through.

I will try to keep an eye out for more of these shows. The amusing part of it all is that it was subtitled in English.

Sham-crap

NFL is back on Orbit ESPN. My picks for the season are:

NFL is back on Orbit ESPN. My picks for the season are:


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It just boggles the mind on what these people can do. I think that is why I love it to so much, she is the epitome of branding. She never gets old, won’t be in rehab, will just be perfect and smiling and whoring herself out to every type of merchandise.

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NFL is back on Orbit ESPN. My picks for the season are:


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It just boggles the mind on what these people can do. I think that is why I love it to so much, she is the epitome of branding. She never gets old, won’t be in rehab, will just be perfect and smiling and whoring herself out to every type of merchandise.

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Like Symbols I saw the MBC ad for the Simpsons aka (Shamsooms) in Arabic and have to say it is going to be just crap.

First that it is going to be in Ramadan, approved so all those episodes where Homer (Omar) is drinking beers (which is like a majority of them), ascariasis or going to Moes and such will most likely be gone. So dont expect the Flaming Moes episode, or this:

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

or Barney

Barney: Hmm… someone spillt beer into this ashtray!

Then you have the ones involving the church and God. That will go of well I am sure during Ramadan, so those are going to be gone. Might as well say good bye to Rev. Lovejoy.

Rev. Lovejoy: Get a divorce.
Helen: Hmm, hmm.
Marge: Isn’t that a sin?
Rev. Lovejoy: Marge, everything is a sin. (holds out Bible) Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.

How about Flanders?

“Hi-diddly-ho, neighbors!”

How the hell are they going to translate that?

Or this great quote:

Mr Burns: Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese.

That is classic Simpson’s dialoge having that translated if possible will just ruin the whole flow of it!

Seriously there are certain shows that shouldn’t be over dubbed to Arabic and just definately not Egyptian dialect. Look at the Japanese cartoons they would show us in the 80s, they didn’t have any certain dialect to them. They were straight up Arabic so that everyone could understand and appreciate. I am sure the effort the people who made this show to translate it to Arabic could have made a good orignal show about an Egyptian family living in Egypt, dealing with religon, life and work and trying to keep a family together. That way they can prouldly say made in Egypt, instead of Made in USA assembled in Egypt.